Essence of Holy Water

Some say this marks a turn-around in the ever-growing rift between religion and science. This invention is clearly at least as important a discovery as nuclear medicine and mobile phones.

The purified liquid is so potent, that sinners within a 5 kilometre radius found themselves completely forgiven for their sins without the onerous burden of having to present to the confessional.

Initial fears that the power was well, so powerful, it had many worrying commonalities with enriched uranium however further tests have discovered no ill affects from coming into contact with the concentrate.